to below her shoulders. Her face glowed with luminous radiance. My eyes became mesmerized. Through a cloud of bewilderment, I heard the woman speaking, "Sir, will you take a seat here near me? I have a matter of utmost importance to discuss with you." I suppose, as a gentleman, I ought to bow and kiss Her Royal Highness’ feet. If I had my druthers, I’d rather kiss her pretty ass! At least I assumed she had a pretty ass. Everything else about her seemed to be pretty. But hell, I’d bet the fires of Hades would freeze over before I’d kiss any part of her royal anatomy! I put these thoughts out of my mind and wordlessly took a seat. The lady laid her hands in her lap and began a somber soliloquy, "As most people in the