a club, who gives a fuck? I drink, I fuck, I strip. You know what? Even my dog eats my out. His name is ToTo. I know! So cute. Anyways, my name is Dorothy, I strip and Kan's Ass club. Today was windy, like really. I look out the window and see a swirling mound of wind. Oh wait. That's a guys dick head towards my face. I suck on it like a lollipop. I close my eyes. --- "Where the fuck are we ToTo?" I say entering and garden. I see a flying dildo come towards me. "Hey, I Gildo." It smiles. "Who the fuck are you?" "I am a sex toy for girls, also a magical wand." "You sure don't look like one, a wand that is." "Well, I'm a shape shifter, the evil lady is