buy some food, lots of condiments and some milk but nothing else to eat. Oh sure, there was a half a bag of baby carrots in the crisper but I wasn’t feeling it. "Brrrr" I uttered as I shivered. I was standing in front of the open fridge still nude from my shower. I looked down at my poor shriveled up turtle of a penis that was trying to suck itself up inside of me, to stay warm I guess. Closing the door of the fridge, I opened the freezer… frozen peas, a tin of frozen orange juice and a half eaten carton of frozen sherbet. This last item brought a smile to my face, thinking back to the day it was delivered to me by a wonderful gal who has become a very dear friend with some amazing benefits