finally said after a long chat. "Really?" Hilary’s pretty eyes widened in wonder. "Yes, but I will need to speak with your boyfriend" Some days later, after much nagging from his girlfriend, Hamish relented and told her what the rich old man had proposed to him and why he had stormed off the night of the party. "That dirty conniving old pervert!" Hilary cried in disgust. "I’ll never fuck him, not for all the money in the world!!" but deep down both Hilary and Hamish knew this could be the end of their money woes. Just one night with him would mean no more worry. Time passed, court summons came and mounted up, until eventually Hamish said; "we can’t carry on as we are, we must do something." "By we, you mean me?" Hilary asked slightly nervously. Both