and that I would force her to go with me. The truth was that I couldn’t join without her. After all she was the one with the credentials. The club only accepted girls who were an A-Cup or less. To see if you can join the club you need to measure your wife to determine her correct bra size. First you measure around her ribcage directly under her breasts and then you add five inches to that number. Since bras only come in even sizes if your number is odd, add one to it to make it an even number. The next measurement goes around the chest over and including the fullest part of her bust, which is usually at the level of the nipples. Now subtract the first number from the second number. If your answer is zero